No, it’s not that.
Fortunately, everyone’s favorite advocate of young-earth creationism lost his re-election bid in yesterday’s Republican primary for the District 9 seat on the Texas State Board of Education. Way to go Texas!
The quote-mining dentist has been extracted from the Texas State Board of Education. The man with his own flossophy of science no longer has the power to erode science education in Texas and beyond. I bet today was a hard day at the orifice for him. Let’s not rub it in, though, because he has fillings too.
So what exactly did Don McLeroy win?
THE FIRST ANNUAL UPCHUCKY AWARD!
Here’s the description of the award from the National Center for Science Education:
When it comes to dissing evolution (and science in general) there’s no lack of volunteers. How to decide which among them is the worst?
Enter the intelligently designed UpChucky Award, which recognizes supreme achievement in the field of persistently rejecting evolution in the most stomach-turning way imaginable. This crown of cluelessness, this diadem of density, this badge of bullpucky isn’t awarded to just any Darwin doubter. The UpChucky is bestowed on that one creationist whose efforts in the preceding year would inspire Darwin (or any rational person) to “drive the porcelain bus”.
The nominees:
Don McLeroy, former chair, Texas Board of Education
Don is a dentist and when he’s not drillin’, he’s fillin’ the Texas Board with an amalgam of misinformation and misunderstanding about evolution. His numbing effect on the board is accompanied by a high-pitched whine–the sound of Don drilling holes in Texas state science standards. (Thankfully, Texas voters just booted McLeroy off the board.)
Notable Don quote: “Somebody’s got to stand up to experts!”
Ray Comfort, Living Waters
Los Angeles-based evangelist Ray Comfort was best known for an unintentionally comic video with former child star Kirk Cameron about the divine design of the banana. Then Ray had a revelation: Darwin’s Origin was in the public domain! Why not distribute the work–with a “special” introduction blaming Darwin for Hitler–to college students nationwide? Why not indeed? But the tainted tome was roasted by critics and Comfort accused of plagiarism.
Notable Ray quote: “Behold the atheist’s nightmare! Now, if you study a well-made banana, you’ll find…”
Casey Luskin, Discovery Institute
Casey Luskin, according to his masters at the Discovery Institute, helps “educators and policymakers nationwide to teaching (sic) evolution accurately.” (We presume some words are missing–perhaps “establish barriers”?) This is a task to which he brings a logorrheic zeal, penning nearly 700 blog posts and press releases in the last five years.
Notable Casey quote: When asked if intelligent design–as mentioned in a proposed Florida law–constituted “scientific information”, Luskin dithered, saying, “In my personal opinion, I think it does. But the intent of this bill is not to settle that question. The intent of this bill is…it protects the ‘teaching of scientific information.’”
Al Jazeera
Al Jazeera isn’t a source of quality science journalism on its best day, but its coverage of the scientific papers about “Ardi” (Ardipithecus ramidus) really cranked up the reality distortion field. The headline: “Ardi Refutes Darwin’s Theory”.
Notable Al Jazeera quote: “[American scientists]…announced yesterday that Ardi’s discovery proves that humans did not evolve from ancestors that resemble chimpanzees, which refutes the longstanding assumption that humans evolved from monkeys.”
Congratulations to all of the nominees.


Posted by Jeremy Mohn






